What EXACTLY do they mean by this?
May 31, 2010
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Kidney Stones Prevention
I was told to cut down on animal protein in order to help prevent kidney stones. My husband seems to have his own notion of what this means and is NOT happy. What do YOU think?
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6 comments
RuneAmok(itty muck) on May 31, 2010 at 6:53 am
You can’t has cheezeburger.
Oh, lol, I get it now.
"Ah, the thirst for knowledge–it knows no bounds. Start by assuming that male ejaculate is roughly equivalent in nutritional composition to raw egg white (a safe assumption). The normal size egg is about 35 cubic centimeters in volume and contains about 14 calories and 3 grams of protein. the normal size ejaculation is about 5 cubic centimeters, or one-seventh the volume of an egg white; figure it, therefore, to contain about one-seventh the nutrients–approximately 2 calories and .1 gram of protein. Of course, you’ll have to adjust those figures if you’re talking about Jumbo Size (eggs, that is). Happy dieting."
I think you’re safe. However, should you wish to cut back on this animal protein source, simply doctor the article to your benefit.
Guido McUnstoppable on May 31, 2010 at 6:53 am
Tell your husband not to worry – Guido’s on his way.
*cries*
White (cub is due on Halloween) on May 31, 2010 at 6:53 am
I was told the exact same thing two weeks ago…say bye bye to eggs, milk and meat amongst other things.
Drink more water, stop adding salt to your meals and tell your hubby to lay an egg, and if that pain doesn’t convince him of helping with your diet then I will eat him for you.
Kidney pain is very similar to going into labor…
Crash Fu™ on May 31, 2010 at 6:53 am
It means that ‘Tofurkey’ is pretty gnar-gnar, but it’s better for you than anything that has lungs or wears boxer shorts.
Timinator lll on May 31, 2010 at 6:53 am
Your poor hubby, It looks like he will have to "expunge" his pent up aggression the old fashion way….doggy style while watch SportCenter.
cloud 9 on May 31, 2010 at 6:53 am
Tell him he’s got the wrong end of the stick,
but that you haven’t. All will be well in the end.